Re: The Wrong Answer Game

**SiLK** Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:39 pm

because the walls have ears!

Why is my cat (Poe) meowing at me?

**Musashi_HUmar** Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:28 pm

Because Poe is really the Doctor, but disguised as a cat.

Why do I feel so strange?

**SiLK** Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:20 am

Because you're perfectly normal and boring.

Why was my hen watching my brother fill his tires yesterday?

**Musashi_HUmar** Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:45 pm

Because I have a Ph.D in horribleness.

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

**SiLK** Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:26 pm

Because they're made of stone!

What are teeth made of?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:42 am

Guns!

Why is the sky so cloudy?

**SiLK** Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:10 am

Because it's under you.

Are raindrops alive?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:28 pm

Yes. I made them so.

Why are they making a live action Rurouni Kenshin movie?

**SiLK** Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:47 pm

They're not, they're making a sequel to the live action Dragonball movie.

Why was that horrible movie ever made?!

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:28 pm

So that they could point and laugh at the misery of the fans of DBZ while dancing on the ceiling.

Why don't I have more bookshelves?

**SiLK** Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:33 pm

Because you knocked them down with your guitar!

Why are my nails so sparkly?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:03 pm

Because you have fairy dust on them.

Will the Rurouni Kenshin movie have pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows?

**SiLK** Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:03 am

Yes, censors worry that the movie will be violent, so they will be taking the place of any sword fighting.

Is an eclipse really when a dragon eats the moon?

**Musashi_HUmar** Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:34 am

Yes, because dragons get hungry.

Why isn't my bookshelf as wide as I'd like?

**SiLK** Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:36 am

Because it just doesn't like you.

Why is Poe so adorable?

**Musashi_HUmar** Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:17 pm

Because she eats the souls of dragon flies.

Why are hugs so nice?

**SiLK** Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:21 pm

They're not, they're awful.

Why do I keep sneezing?

**Musashi_HUmar** Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:26 pm

Because I'm throwing chickens into your nose!

Why is such great music under rated?

**SiLK** Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:46 pm

Because goats are music haters.

Why is Blanche the cat staring at the drawers?

**Musashi_HUmar** Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:24 pm

Because the drawers are staring back.

Why must items on Gaia be so pricey?

Jackal lover68 Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:13 pm

because tf2 items arent

What is the reason behind this treason?

**SiLK** Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:25 am

The season.

What are "Moo Juice" and "Chicken Fruit" slang for?

**Musashi_HUmar** Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:39 am

Bleach and blood.

Why was this year so crazy?

**SiLK** Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:52 pm

Because the cow jumped over the moon.

Why is there no air in space?

**Musashi_HUmar** Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:42 am

Because Kirby sucked it all up.

What will Kirby do with this air?

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