Re: The Wrong Answer Game

matoal Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:49 pm

because no one ever shuts up

Who dares to be stupid?

Ace Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:53 pm

Gold fishes do, in fact, have memry spans of longer than three seconds

Why do I know such useless facts?

**SiLK** Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Your alter ego is Bill Nye.

What does rain taste like?

matoal Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:59 pm

Cardboard

Why do I have a current obsession with zombies?

**Musashi_HUmar** Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:07 pm

Because I had lasagne for dinner.

Why can't this be love?

matoal Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:45 am

because love is for chumps

Why was I forced to watch American Idol last night?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:37 am

Because I'm having roast beef for lunch.

Why do girls giggle so much?

**SiLK** Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:04 pm

Because girls just wanna have fun!

What's that?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:16 pm

A dead parrot!

Why is bread so good?

**SiLK** Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:34 pm

Because it's not a lie.

Why is the rum gone?

**Musashi_HUmar** Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:59 pm

The undead monkey drank it!

Why am I so hungry?

**SiLK** Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:51 pm

You're a hungry hungry hippo.

If the moon is made of green cheese, what is Mars made of?

**Musashi_HUmar** Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:52 pm

Taco dip!

What color is NiGHTS' hat?

**SiLK** Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:59 pm

Fuschia!

What color is the inside?

Gerakabatta Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:28 pm

Reala red!

What did I wear to my Algebra class this evening?

**Musashi_HUmar** Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:32 am

Nothing!

What is school?

**SiLK** Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:11 am

A place where kids beg to go after they've been good and completed their chores.

What's in my coffee?

**MagicPickleFairy** Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:18 am

Marshmallows, because you were so tired that you mistaken your coffee with hot chocolate.

Why can't I eat breakfast?

**SiLK** Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:24 am

Because your breakfast is eating you!

What evil fiend made carnivorous breakfast foods?!

**Musashi_HUmar** Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:02 pm

ME!!!

Why is the sky purple?

**SiLK** Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:20 am

Because the sky is made of NiGHTS!

Why was Cookie Monster in my dream last night?

SonicS29 Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:04 pm

Because he got out of his cage! >lC

Is the pie a lie? D:

**Musashi_HUmar** Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:42 pm

NO!

Why is it that old guys can rock harder than these new bands??

SonicS29 Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:07 pm

'Cause these young whippersnappers don't know how to dance like a monkeh! D:<

Why am I about to go stuff my face with food again?

**Musashi_HUmar** Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:31 pm

Because the windmill for the land makes sure you love forever hand in hand. Razz

Why are cities breaking down on a camel's back?

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