Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the robot unicorn hits a star and dies.

I wish I knew all of the shout outs in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Granted, but now you forget everything you've been studying for school!

I wish I knew how to play the song Halloween, by the Misfits on guitar.

Granted, but you forget every song you already know how to play!

I wish my paper would write itself.

Granted, but now you forget how to write!

I wish I didn't have class today.

Granted, but now you're already late for yesterday's class. :I

I wish I stil had more room to finish these nachos...

Granted, but then a delicious giant taco appears, and you can't eat it due to being full.

I wish I didn't have to stay up so late tonight.

Granted, but NiGHTS comes for you at the wrong time since you get there earlier than expected.

I wish I hadn't have forced myself to finish the nachos! >x<
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Granted, but the Nacho Monsters come and eat the Nachos.

I wish for a Mountain Dew Voltage.

Granted, but it's in the only color that you don't like.

I wish I knew where all my time went tonight. :L

Granted, but you don't remember where your time will be going

I wish it weren't so cold outside.

Granted, but I second that. .n.

I wish I knew what to eat for dinner........

Granted, but its something you don't like.

I wish I could hang out with the guys from Avenged Sevenfold.

(Haaaaah! S29 seriously needs a nap!)
Granted, but you're going to have to drive them around everywhere~!
EVERYWHERE.

I wish I had read the topic title clearly first. ewe

(I think you posted that question in the wrong thread. )

I wish that I would have a good birthday.

Granted!
It shall now rain dirt cake for you!

...Blurgh...I wish I had some nice chilled water right about now..

Granted, but its so chilled that its frozen solid and so cold that you can't even touch it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but now NiGHTSy won't dualize with yew. :C

I wish I knew what dualizing would feel like..

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I could stay underwater as long as i wanted.

Granted, but you end up drowning.

I wish I could go take a nap.

Granted but you have terrible night terrors.

I wish I had enough money to go see Harry Potter 7.

Granted, but you have to use it for something else.

I wish I had some left over turkey.

Granted but it tastes horrible.

I wish commercials didn't exsisted.

Granted, but now you never know about any cool video games, movies, etc ever again.

I wish I didn't have a 6 page paper to write by monday...

Granted but you get it done then lose it!

I wish I had more Chex Mix.

Granted, but its all stale.

I wish I wasn't feeling slightly ill.