Corrupt a Wish

For those who don't know this game it goes like this:

A user asks for a wish and the next poster must grant the wish, but corrupt it in any way. Then that poster must ask for another wish.

e.g.
PERSON A: I wish for a car.
PERSON B: Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for lemonade that isn't so thick.

Granted, but it has no taste.

I wish for a pet rain cloud.

Granted, but it rains on you constantly.

I wish Darth Vader and his storm troopers would do the Thriller dance on my front lawn

Granted, but unfitting music will be playing

I wish for an answer to finding world peace

Granted, but I take it first!

I wish for more Cici's Pizza....

granted, stinky fish and spinach only

I wish for an adorable NiGHTS and or Reala plushie

Granted, but you cannot carry it or cuddle it.

I wish I had some comfortable shoes to wear that wouldn't get soaking wet while having to walk the dogs in the rain.

granted, but they easily attract ants to your feet

I wish people understood my feelings more

Granted, but you no longer feel anything.

I wish it would stop raining already! XD

granted, now it's a tornado

I wish for a sweet cupcake

You get it, but its so sweet you get cavities!


I wish I could shapeshift into a wolf and back into a human at will.

Granted, but people always try to ride you.

I wish I wish I hadda fish

granted, it's a piranha

I wish I become a beautiful Nightmaren

Granted, but you are completely loyal to wizeman so your EVIL!


I wish my squibys would grow!

granted, but they'll age quickly, at a rapid pace

I wish Pikmin are or were real

Granted, but they all eat you.

I wish for violence to stop.

Violence does stop, but then everyone starts hugging and kissing people to death (accidental)


I wish I had a pet Dragon that is well behaved, loves me, and I can ride!

Granted, but you accidentally fall off the dragon during a ride and you plummet to your doom.

I wish for nightmares to go away.

They do, but that means NiGHTS games were never made!


I wish I could go to hogwarts! (with my laptop, with no Voldemort, and I'm no squib)

granted, but your laptop breaks

I wish I was super ultra rare pokemon card [lol]

Granted, but it's in bad condition

I wish for NiD! D:

granted, but the game system for it no longer exists

I wish for a super sponge

granted but it's so suepr it sucks the entier world in O_O

I wish for better drawing skills when it comes to NiGHTS' head .-.

granted, but you're now bad at drawing faces

I wish to be a super awesome dancer