Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it makes you sick anyway XD

I wish that my plushies could stitch themselves!

Granted, but then you don't have any fun.

I wish I had tasty mac and cheese that doesn't make me sick.

Granted, but it makes your breath smell horrible.

I wish that Musashi would quit it with the mac and cheese wishes XD

Granted, but now he grammatically corrects himself and wishes for awesome macaroni and cheese.

I wish I had awesome macaroni and cheese that doesn't make me sick or make my breath smell bad.

(Oh, you're not fun! XD )

Granted, but everyone else is now severely allergic and avoids you.

I wish that cheese and pasta dishes of any kind no longer existed!

Granted, but now they come back with a different name, so technically they aren't cheese and pasta.

I wish I had some ham to go along with this renamed dish.

Granted, but it tastes like water and sugar.

I wish that we weren't having this long chain of food related wishes...

Granted, but then we don't have any more fun.

I wish that the newly renamed dish tasted the proper way like the one before it did while having all the other things I wished for relating to it going with it.

Granted, but you don't feel like eatting it.

I wish for som new paints.

Granted, but you forget to cover them so they dry out.

I wish my aquarium filter would be quiet.

Granted, but then it doesn't work.

I wish for an awesome car.

Granted, but you can't afford the fuel for it.

I wish I had someplace to go today.

Granted, but its really boring.

I wish I had a well behaved puppy.

Granted, but dead puppies aren't much fun.

I wish that it would be comfortably warm outside.

Granted, but you have to stay inside doing work that you don't like all day.

I wish I could jam with David Coverdale.

Granted, but he's not any good anymore.

I wish that the puppy was housetrained...

Granted, but now it lacks outdoor training.

I wish I could stop having the kinds of dreams I'm having lately.

(but housetraining *is* outdoor training! XD)

Granted, you have even worse dreams.

I wish that i didn't have a doctor appointment today

Granted, but now you have a dentist appointment.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Granted, you have to go to work instead.

I wish the air wasn't so dry.

Granted, but now its raining cats and dogs.

I wish that it wouldn't snow ever again.

Granted, but all the people who like snow are now mad at you.

I wish that I could eat that ham in the fridge...

Granted, but it oinks while you're eating it.

I wish for a hug that has absolutely nothing wrong with it whatsoever.

Granted, there's nothing wrong with the hug itself, but you also get a knee in the gut.

I wish it wasn't cold and rainy today

Granted, but now its hot and hailing.

I wish the store would still have had that copy of Final Fantasy IX when I got there today.