The Wrong Answer Game

This game is really fun, and it works like this:

First, the someone asks a question, and then the next person answers, but with any old answer

EXAMPLE:
Person A: Why does NiGHTS wear purple?
Person B: Because Blue was taken by some hedgehog

Why does it have to be one way or the other?

Because if it went both ways, the world would be ripped in half!

Why is mousse called mousse?

Because the inventor of Mousse loved the animal of the Moose so much that he decided name it after his favorite animal, only that he couldn't spell.

How do you make a doughnut?

Soak a bagel in water until it gets softer.

What is the sun made of?

The Sun is a really big light bulb.

How many ways can a Nightmaren prepare a Nightopian?

They don't prepare Nightopians, they just eat them!

Why do most of the Nightmarens nowadays look just fancy instead frightful fancy?

Because in Nightmare, pretty is ugly and colorful is drab! So Fancy costumes are really hideous rags!

Does NiGHTS have cat eyes?

Yes. He's actually part cat.

Does the "necklace" Reala have make him feel pretty?

No, he believes it is garlic and will keep the dream vampires from getting him.

Where did Reala get the feathers he wears in JoD?

He got them from ebay!

Where is my sock??

In Wonderland

Why is the sky blue?

Because a yellow sky would just look horrible!

What are peons?

A pian but reeeal wierd looking