Corrupt a Wish

granted but you must type slower now.


i wish i knew how megan and katlin were havent seen them in years.

Granted, but they tell you every little detail about their life and you fall asleep from boredom.
...and then Reala gets 'cha. >->

I wish my lips didn't get chaped all the time. Dl

granted but everyone else's lips get chapped.





i wish i stopped thinking several things at once (thinking of rudolph, bambi, and deer related things)

Granted, but now you can never multi-task

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but now you want White Castle....and I stole the car keys.
Whoopsies.

I wish I didn't realize how tired I am now. Dl<

Granted, but now you want White Castle too and you lost the car keys!

I wish I didn't have to go to bed in a minute.

Granted now you trade sleeping patterns with me.(SWEET SLEEP FINALLY! )


I wish I was more limber

Granted, but you are very slow

i wish i wasn't the slowest person in my gym class!
(I'm great at sports, I'm just slow..)

Granted, but now you're too fast for you to be able to handle yourself.

I wish I could have a good computer chair.

Granted, but it's comic book guy's and it's too big

I wish that matoal had made a wish for me to corrupt...

Granted but it ends with you getting a DUI

I wish I had X-Ray vision

Granted, but you get radiation poisoning because of it.

I wish I could cook.

Granted but you forget how to breath

I wish someone could give me ideas for my story

Granted, but they consist mostly of how to give up on it.

I wish that someone could remake the Lunar games for some modern consoles.

Granted, but its for a console you don't have.

I wish school weren't so boring.

Granted, but you forget to do your work in the midst of the fun! D:

I wish WMM would stop messing up! (I have like 4 MEP parts I need to get done and it won't save any! DX )

Granted, but now your computer crashes.

I wish I were better looking.

Granted, but you're so good looking, every minute of every day, girls are squealing and chasing you around, leaving you tired an exhausted for the rest of your life!

I wish I could soar above clouds with white angel wings

Granted, but you fly too high and they melt.

I wish had a bag of chips.

Granted, but they're stale.

I wish I had a working bike.

Granted, but there are no handle bars.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

granted but it is for 100 years

I wish I had a waffle without anything wrong with it

Granted, but a wild Ratata steals it!

I wish I could sleep on my roof.

granted but you fall off


I wish I was friends with Arno from Summon night swordcraft story 2