Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he gets killed by me. Because I hate him that much. <3

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

EDIT: Oh, yes I did. :3

granted but star wolf comes and captures you for doing that barrel roll




i wish my fiend became as tall as the empire state building

edit: grr! lol well its ur opinion i like him you hate him

Granted, but then your fiend steps on you.

I wish I could try a somersault.

Granted, but it ends up not going so well...

I wish for a flying circus.

granted but you fall off the circus (oh no!)



i wish musashi didnt fall off his circus

Granted, but now I'm doing the hokey pokey in front of your classmates instead!

I wish I had tickets to see GN'R.

Granted, but I'm affraid ya gotta take me wiff ya.
...bring your wallet, man.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and just plug in my tablet already!

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I could play guitar better.

Granted, but it breaks too. -_____o

Did I just regain some of my pride right there?

Granted, but its sour.

I wish I hadn't made that error I just made with my posting. (Thanks by the way )

Granted, you just made a different mistake

I wish that I weren't still drawing art for my Gaia advent thread... being generous is hard work! XD

Granted, but now you're drawing for something else that's even harder work!

I wish I wasn't so tired...

Granted, but that means you gotta talk to me LONGER!

I wish I wasn't so lazy. -__________-

Granted, but now you're super anal about everything (Borderline OCD)...

I wish I could get the old Astro Boy comics...

Granted, now you're working hard like me, all night on art that no one will say thank you for! XD

I wish it weren't so hot in here...

(aww... poor SiLK... thanks for the good art!)
Granted, but now it's freezing.

I wish my computer's battery didn't die within five minutes.

Granted, but now it dies within one.

I wish I had a laptop.

granted but i get to use it 50% of the time



i wish i wasnt tired at 5:14 in the afternoon

Granted, but now you're gonna have to chug some coffee.
Don't worry, I'll help ya.

I wish my stomach had more room for pizza right now. >->

granted but you can only have pizza toppings that you dont like


i wish there was a longer version for wind gods aria

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish I could get a stuffed raptor.

Granted, but it smells bad.

I wish I could do paraloops.

Granted, but you sprain your back.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but now you can't breathe on land.

I wish writers block would go away.

Granted, now you have artist's block instead.

I wish that more people knew how to be festive this time of year.