Corrupt a Wish

granted but it breaks



(By the way musashi to late! im the type of milk person who if you drink to much you get sick but i dont know what this is called my parents call it lactos intolerent but im not sure)

I wish i knew what my problem with milk is

Granted, but now you have an unknown chicken problem.

I wish I could go to bed.

granted but you never wake up

I wish I had a misdreavus

Granted, but its a level 0.

I wish I had a giant teddy bear next to me right now.

granted but it comes to life from an evil force known as X.A.N.A (Look up code lyoko for details)







i wish i had more time in a day

Granted, but now you're awake for all those hours.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

granted It's too hot

I wish I knew why people keep calling me the fangirl-fanboy

Granted, but now you don't know why they call you it for that reason.

I wish I had a better door knob.

Granted, but that doorknob locks you out of your room whenever you shut the door!

I wish I weren't such a huge procrastinator...

granted but now there's to much to do

I wish I could play Phoenix Wright on my No$GBA without the choppy animation

granted but the controls dont work



I wish i lived upon the moon

Granted, but since the moon has no atmosphere, you can't breathe.

I wish I could eat more seafood.

Granted but you get a stomach cramp the next day











I wish i had a rcoket to take me up to the moon

Granted, but you miss and hit Pluto!

I wish I had some halloween candy left.

Granted, but its candy you don't like.

I wish I had cake.

Granted, but its salty...

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Granted your mute now

I wish I was ristar

Granted, but you don't have his arms.

I wish I had some money..

granted but it is hamster dollars useless tell hamsters take over the world (one day lol)





I wish that brother my brother song was out of my head

Granted, but now I'm On A Boat is stuck in your head. XD

I wish that next sunday will be even better than this one.

Granted, but saturday was bad!

I wish for a train!

Granted, but its in your living room window.

I wish for cake.

Granted, but its a lie... XD

I wish I didn't have to sleep....

Granted, but you're always tired.

I wish stupid songs weren't so addictive.

granted but now your deaf
I wish my stuffed animals would come to life