Random Quotes

Silly, serious, insightful, anything can be put here just as long as its clean, now I shall start it off.

"Give me a second. I have to make sure my escape mechanism is still working, so I can get away and contiune to plague you for years to come." Dr. Wily to Megaman in the comic bob and george.
I hear underestimation is the leading cause of death among supervillains these days. (Bob and George)
Dont apply logic to my actions, it just screws me up. (BnG again)

I'll have more, but I don't want to take other peoples quotes.

"Dude, I'm not late...I'm early for tomorow." ~ kid from my computer class last year
XD

I had a chuckle at that quote.


Friend: "Dude, you're lost"
Me: "No, I'm just finding a new and exciting way to get to you guys, the long way if you will."

Something that happened a while back when playing a game.

"How selfish are you?! 'Oh don't kill me! Don't marry my girl!' Pff! Give a little!" - Count Grisham (The Scarecrow)
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Let's see, pulling out of my random quotes.

"Come back kitty, you are too small to be yourself!" - I don't remember how that happened, or how I misread "Come back kitty, you are too small to be by yourself."

"Son of a submariner!" FF6

"I am lazy to walk, and yes, I realized I said lazy to walk, I;m also lazy to grammar." me, playing mario 64, taking a cannon instead of walking a few extra feet.

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day"
-Church

"I think "BLARG" means... me, or... apples...GUYS! Apples must be the name of his cat!...QUICK quick! is apples stuck in a tree?...I will call the fire department!"
-Caboose

the point is you're on your own now, and I don't have enough time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers: Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permenant record Always eat breakfast. All the girls on the internet are dudes. And you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. EVER. Also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a jerk to them. So mix it up a little.
-Tucker

"What can I say about Sarge, except of course good riddance... But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing!"
-Griff

"I think yelling should be reserved for only the most critical of situations...Like when someone drinks milk from out of the carton!"
-Simmons

"In this universe you'll find that nothing is ever impossible. The odds of something happening may be very highly improbable, but there is still at least a tiny sliver of a chance that whatever it is could happen. It is because of this that you should never give up on a dream, no matter what the odds of it coming true a...re. If you strive hard and long enough there is nothing saying that it will absolutely never happen."

- Musashi_HUmar

"Guess who made wafflez!"~GIR-invader ZIM

Oh no, now the Zim quotes will begin. That show has some of the best lines ever! XD

"YOU'RE LYING!" - Zim

"HI FLOOR, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" - Gir

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." ~ Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon.

"Victory!Victory for ZIM!"-Zim

"You....Crackerbox!!" ~Dimitri off Sly2

"Son of a submariner!", Kefka-Final Fantasy VI

"Just like a silly Irish man, to bring a pipe to a sledgehammer fight" - Triple H

" I love this show! "-GIR
This is very true and also GIR said he loves this forum.

My friend Allie: "It seems all of my friends are either pretending to be insecure, really are insecure, or have such a thick shell that I cannot break through no matter what I do to it."
Me: "Okay, so which one am I?"
Allie: "The third one."
Me: "YEAY!" -proceeds to do extremely strange happy dance-
Allie: "...You...are so weird."

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
--Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"..Okay, helicopters don't come back when you yell at them. Now we know that!" ~ Nick - L4D2

Finally someone figured it out! lD

Just a few of the things that the staff at ChalleNGE say...
"He-ro!"- Team Leader Turner
"Two donuts, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chief TAC
I'ts my fault Alpha, but don't worry I'll get mine." TAC Moses

"Try not to speak, it puts a damper on the conversation."
Hyuga - Phantasy Star Universe

A bit long but it was pretty epic.

"Dear Chairman, I am disappointed by your decision to press charges, but I am not surprised. My only hope is that the courts will see the matters differently than you have. You see; I never had the chance to serve in battle. Nor did fate provide me the opportunity to sacrifice myself for humanity as it did for so many others in the Great War. Someone extremely dear to me was lost very early in my life. My mind has always plagued me with the question: If the choice had been placed in my hands, could I have saved her? The memory of her has haunted me my entire life, and more so in these last few years than I could have ever imagined. But, given the events of these past few weeks, I feel confident that had I been given the chance, I would have made those sacrifices myself... Had I only the chance. I know that you disagreed with my methods and that others will as well. This is beyond my control. However, I cannot imagine that any court would be able to convict me no matter how low their opinion of my actions might be. You must understand one basic fact for all this to make sense, my Dear Chairman: These AI, they all come from somewhere. They are all based on a person. Our ALPHA was no exception. And while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves. So you send your men. They won't find themselves a fight. They'll only find an old man. An old man tired, but satisfied he did his duty. An old man weary from a mind more filled with memory than it is with hope. Sincerely yours, the former Director of Project Freelancer, Dr. Leonard Church."- Dr. Leonard Church (From Chapter 19's epilogue of Red vs Blue Reconstruction)

"SOMEONE MEAN DELETED MY TOPIC" -FELLOW TROLL, BRELOOM.

"I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!"

-myself

"I don't pay myself to think and I don't pay you guys to pay me to think. So, since neither one of us thinks to pay myself, we're up creeks without paddles." Me apperently, in one of my videos.

"Look, Vegeta! People Popcorn!"
"What is he on...?"
- Goku and Vegeta (Dragonball Z)