Random Quotes

Silly, serious, insightful, anything can be put here just as long as its clean, now I shall start it off.

"Give me a second. I have to make sure my escape mechanism is still working, so I can get away and contiune to plague you for years to come." Dr. Wily to Megaman in the comic bob and george.
I hear underestimation is the leading cause of death among supervillains these days. (Bob and George)
Dont apply logic to my actions, it just screws me up. (BnG again)

I'll have more, but I don't want to take other peoples quotes.

"Dude, I'm not late...I'm early for tomorow." ~ kid from my computer class last year
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I had a chuckle at that quote.


Friend: "Dude, you're lost"
Me: "No, I'm just finding a new and exciting way to get to you guys, the long way if you will."

Something that happened a while back when playing a game.

"How selfish are you?! 'Oh don't kill me! Don't marry my girl!' Pff! Give a little!" - Count Grisham (The Scarecrow)
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Let's see, pulling out of my random quotes.

"Come back kitty, you are too small to be yourself!" - I don't remember how that happened, or how I misread "Come back kitty, you are too small to be by yourself."

"Son of a submariner!" FF6

"I am lazy to walk, and yes, I realized I said lazy to walk, I;m also lazy to grammar." me, playing mario 64, taking a cannon instead of walking a few extra feet.

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day"
-Church

"I think "BLARG" means... me, or... apples...GUYS! Apples must be the name of his cat!...QUICK quick! is apples stuck in a tree?...I will call the fire department!"
-Caboose

the point is you're on your own now, and I don't have enough time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers: Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permenant record Always eat breakfast. All the girls on the internet are dudes. And you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. EVER. Also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a jerk to them. So mix it up a little.
-Tucker

"What can I say about Sarge, except of course good riddance... But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing!"
-Griff

"I think yelling should be reserved for only the most critical of situations...Like when someone drinks milk from out of the carton!"
-Simmons

"In this universe you'll find that nothing is ever impossible. The odds of something happening may be very highly improbable, but there is still at least a tiny sliver of a chance that whatever it is could happen. It is because of this that you should never give up on a dream, no matter what the odds of it coming true a...re. If you strive hard and long enough there is nothing saying that it will absolutely never happen."

- Musashi_HUmar

"Guess who made wafflez!"~GIR-invader ZIM

Oh no, now the Zim quotes will begin. That show has some of the best lines ever! XD

"YOU'RE LYING!" - Zim

"HI FLOOR, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" - Gir

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." ~ Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon.

"Victory!Victory for ZIM!"-Zim

"You....Crackerbox!!" ~Dimitri off Sly2

"Son of a submariner!", Kefka-Final Fantasy VI

"Just like a silly Irish man, to bring a pipe to a sledgehammer fight" - Triple H